Or, if you prefer instead, "Happy Zombie Jesus Day!"
I am alive. Whether I'm well depends on who's opinion you're asking. I've ran into a pretty large spot of trouble since the last time I've piped up but worry not, you will be seeing something here soon. I can't reveal what it is. You'll just have to wait and see. Until then, have fun with your holiday rituals and stay safe on the day after!
Oh, who am I kidding! Make sure that by the end of the day you're still breathing and not trying to push up daisies from six feet under or in county lock-up for a prank gone terribly, terribly wrong.
